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The hot button of gossip news at Page Six today is that Clay Aiken is gay. The singer apparently had wild sex with a soldier he met over the internet. What a crazy day of revelations. I suppose I won't be getting a dollar under my pillow from the toothfairy tonight either. Mmmmm... I bet Bon Jovi will be your soldier.
Jessica Simpson spent the night with Maroon Five's Adam Levine at the Chateau Marmont on Wednesday. The following morning, Simpson did the walk of shame to the parking lot where her faithful assistant Cacee Cobb was waiting to pick her up. Nice....you know that Levine probably sang her one of his sappy repetitive gross out songs and Jessica wet her panties and fucked him silly. Then the creep didn't even take her out to breakfast the next morning.Bitch if you're going to start fucking every Tom, Dick, and Harry in town, at least get free lunch. So does Adam want his shirt back? Maybe you should let Nick have it in the divorce settlement.
Here are the fantastic links of the day. City Rag says that Sundance is for F-listers. D-listed is buying Brangelina a gift certificate to the dermatologist's office. Egotastic can't wait to see Jennifer Love Hewitt in Playboy. The Superficial thinks Gwen should be a dog walker. In case you're planning on going to Disneyland for today.............. the spinning teacup ride has been shut down due to a mild infestation of herpes.
Thursday is turning out to be a pretty average day. The paper boy delivered my paper, the trash man came to collect the trash, the sun rose up into the sky, and Pete Doherty was arrested again under suspicion of possessing Class A drugs. Sorry to bore you...............let's hope something juicy happens by this afternoon. Was Pete doing some gardening before he smoked a pound of crack and hit the town?
Britney: Oooo Kevy....I gots some gas froms that Taco Bell we just had. Kevin: Gas from Taco Bell? Hmmm....how do you say that in Portuguese ?That would be a tight rap single.
Members of GLAAD (Gay Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) are questioning American Idol's standards after judges Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell made what they call "questionable comments". Cowell told a contestant to wear a dress while Jackson asked one male contestant if he was a girl.Producers for Idol have no comment.......but I do. Ryan Seacrest. Ryan Seacrest. Ryan Seacrest. Simon never called him gay because he bangs.
You can all look forward to seeing Jessica Simpson on your television set Super Bowl Sunday, because she'll be trying to sell some cheese. No she's not doing a football variety show with her Dad but selling Pizza Hut's new cheesy bites. Hmmm.....I've almost lose my appetite. I guess it's better then that desert lotion shit. Where's Paris Hilton when you need her? Would someone get Jessica a shot of tequila and a stripper pole? This girl is not playing the right Hollywood break up game.
Dina Lohan is trying to put a positive spin on the recent press about her daughter. Mrs .Lohan speaks candidly about her daughters issues, hoping to put rumors to rest. "She does need to stop smoking and she's on a pill to help her do that. She's a little girl, she'll be okay." Oh nice...let me rip off my patch since clearly taking the pill will cure my nic fit. Is that what Lindsay told you Mamma Lohan? No she's taking the pill because she's getting sick of all those abortions. "We love the paparazzi -- there's good and bad with everything. We don't hate all paparazzi. If someone's gonna drive their car into you -- okay, that's a bad egg". Hmmmm...bad eggs.......I hope your daughter has bad eggs because it's not fair if she reproduces. The world shouldn't have to be tortured with another Lohan but hey wait......she's on the pill never fucking mind. Hopefully she's remembering to breath when she whistles.
Are Jude and Sienna done? The on and off again twosome have not been seen together for some time and Law has been seen out and about being very flirty with other women. Law's reps deny any split.I can't believe people are still discussing the love life of Jude Law. This is the same guy who will stick his wiener in a vacuum hose for fun. Who cares if they're still together? Hey lunch lady put some pants on.
Paris Hilton recently turned down an offer to pose for Playboy magazine. The socialite claims that Hugh Hefner has been after her since she was seventeen to grace the cover but won't do it simply because she's Paris Hilton.Obviously Paris is holding out for a classier magazine like Hustler. Imagine these two on the cover of Playboy.......... then image the bucket you'll have to use to puke into after looking at it.
Leto: So you wanna get something to eat after this? Lohan: Can't we just make out? No wonder Yoko's pissed. Having these two be associated with John Lennon is like having J.Lo represent PETA.
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