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FOX has renewed "The Simple Life" with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie set to star. There are no details known about where this season will be filmed. Neither star will comment on the announcement. They are both too pissed off. Oh boo hoo, you have to work with Nicole again. Get over it.
The FOX channel has hired an independant cousel to investigate Paula Abdul. The counsel will determine if Paula had an affair with former contestant Corey Clark and if she had any influence over his performances. Ofcourse, she helped him with his performances. They were terrible. Why have an affair with Corey Clark when you could have Anna Nicole Smith
Angelina Jolie and her kiddies have moved into Brad Pitt's house. Jennifer Aniston is upset because she only lives twenty minutes away and is bound to run into all of them. I can hardly wait for the shit to go down. There are issues that may occur when you let your child wear eyeliner at a young age.
Brooke Burke and her plastic surgeon husband, Garth Fisher, are spliting up. The pair made a joint statement saying their careers have taken them in different directions. Good point. He's a doctor, she's a hooker. Thanks for helping me get over my marriage Dave. Now if I could just get rid of Carmen. photo via Popsugar
Johnny Knoxville isn't denying an affair with Jessica Simpson, he just wants us to stop talking about it. The star claims that luckily his wife understands that it's just all Hollywood gossip. She also understands that he makes decent cash for doing movies so she'll just look the other way. See.... she didn't sleep with me but Johnny nailed her
Nicole Kidman is rumored to have purchased a new home in the same Beverly Hills neighborhood that Tom Cruise lives in. Kidman's publicist denies the rumors.Kidman is also rumored to have bought an igloo in Antarctica. Do you think TomKat will recognize me in this disguise when I walk past their house?
Scarlett Johansson thinks acting is stupid. She makes further claims saying that she doesn't like any of the films she's been in either.Then stop making movies bitch. My babies daddy is either Jared Leto or Josh Harnett's. I just can't decide yet.
Remember when Katie Holmes had those nasty sores around her mouth? The nasty rash was caused by a Scientology ritual, where one takes the vitamin B3, in order to cleanse the soul. Large amounts of the vitamin tend to cause a bright red itchy rash. Kissing someone with herpes also causes the rash. Hmmmm.....let's think this one over. I vote Tom Cruise has herpes. ....and then Tom told me I could be his girlfriend if I poured acid around my mouth to wash away any ritalin I might have taken during my childhood!
Courtney Love continues her tirade against Foo Fighters singer, Dave Grohl. Grohl and Love have had a long heated battle over rights to Nirvana's songs and album sale royalties. Love is claiming that Grohl pretends to be the nicest guy in rock but is actually a big jerk. Grohl will not comment about any statements issued by Love. Probably because he's smart. I'm Miss World
Sienna Miller made out with Orlando Bloom at a Polo match. Jude Law made out with no one because he's a toolbox and likes to bang his nanny. Alot of people screw their nanny Jude, but NOT when they are engaged to Sienna Miller. Idiot. So much hotter then the guy in white pants
Kevin Federline missed his son's first birthday because he went to a movie. The babies Momma, Shar Jackson, is very upset with the behavior of Federline. Jackson said that the day went by without a call or message from the absent Dad. I heard he had a good time at the movie though. My feet get cold too when I go to the movies.
Page Six is "just asking" which recently humiliated actress is not so innocent. My guess is Sienna Miller and I say keep up the good work. So motorcycle jackets and white pants are in style. Let me write that one down.
Teri Hatcher likes to have sex with all her dates in her van. The star admits that it is so her daughter will not interrupt her. Is this her way of asking for the paparazzi to come take pictures? And when I'm feeling really kinky, I do it on my kitchen counter!
This weekend I worked on this damn website and went to my sister's bug-infested pool. Paris and Nicky Hilton went to Saint Tropez. Screw those Bitches! ......and then I told Nicole "Well, my sister's fiance' owns his own island. Your fiance' just plays with records." Hahaha!
Crew members on the set of "All the King's Men", were never suspicious about Jude Law banging his nanny. The pair never acted like a couple and kept their distance from each other. Fiance' or no fiance', I don't think Jude would have acted all lovey dovey in public with that chunker. The nanny is eww but I needed a screw.