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Trashley Simpson will be on SNL tonight to prove she can sing. Simpson will sing without any previously recorded vocal tracks or backup singers. This is going to be a nightmare. Is Wilmer going to be in the audience?
Papa Joe Simpson told Jess and Nick to straighten up, put the rings back on, and smile for the cameras. This relationship is just about as fake as the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes union but at least Nick and Jessica aren't promoting a pregnancy. The only little bundle they're working on is a bundle of cash.When's their next variety show? My teacher at school had that skirt.....when I was in kindergarten.
.....on Olsen leftovers. Since stealing one boyfriend wouldn't be good enough, both Hilton's are scoring with Mary Kate's ex-boyfriends.Paris is dating that tall Greek monster while Nicky is dating the "my dad is a movie exec" dude. I wonder if the Hilton's sat down and plotted this one out together-forget that bitch Nicole, lets be pissed at a different skinny bitch. Is Mary-Kate going to have Uncle Jesse kick some ass?
Hilary Duff joins the ranks of the rest by releasing her own fragrance.Many other stars have released a fragrance this year including Paris Hilton and Sarah Jessica Parker. All of the fragrances pretty much smell like dog shit. Duff's been legal for a week and it looks like Joel has been putting her to good use.
I think I'm going to pass on buying that one. I'm willing to bet any amount of money that no one from her entourage stole this tape and is threatening to release it. We're talking about the King and Queen of self-publicity here. For such a dumb guy Kevin sure knows how to rake in the dough.I can't wait till he starts selling little Sean Preston's poop filled diapers. Happy 4th of July
Made you look. No actually they supposedly have split up after Nick cheated on Jessica a few weeks ago. And if you believe this at all, I am good friends with a girl who knows the girl that Nick supposedly made out with in a hotel three weeks ago. Apparently the girl contacted Star Magazine because Nick didn't call her the next day and she was pissed. Yeah I get pissed off too when Nick doesn't call me after I bone him but at least I'd tell my story to People and not trashy Star Ragizine. Her outfit looks like an art smock made for a French maid.
Wouldn't you know that on a day like today, when gossip is streaming out by the gallon, I am completely tied up with work and have no time to blog. Sorry...I know your crushed. I will try to post as much as possible in the next few days. Unfortunately blogging doesn't pay the mortgage but it is a shitload of fun! Forget the huge Nick and Jess cover. Look at the upper right hand corner. Loves it.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced today that Holmes is pregnant. The couple and their families are very excited. I'm excited because I get to spend the next nine month's ripping the duo to shreds. Gross, Gross, Gross, Gross, Gross,...one more time..Gross
I can't wait for Hohan's new CD "Confession of a Broken Heart" to hit stores......so I can rip it apart. Then when I'm done I can resell the CD at CD Mart and get a whole dollar for it! Lindsay Lohan and Tommy Mattola dating? Now there's an idea!
Britney Spears is selling her old undergarments to raise money for hurricane victims. Is Kevin selling his old cigarettes butts then? So that's how you got all those girls pregnant. Photo swiped from Lollipop Culture, a fantastic blog!
Despite their breakup, Paris Latsis still has kind words for Paris Hilton. Latsis raves that Hilton is "the most incredible woman he his ever met in his life" and says that he will always be grateful for the time spent with her. Clearly he wants post-relationship sex. Do you think he took her to lunch because they're "friends"? Hell no, he wants the f...ing ring back. Wouldn't you?
Lindsay Lohan was involved in a car crash today but is okay. The car she was riding in suffered serious damage...... but who the hell cares she'll just buy a new one. Is your new video a musical or an opera?
Romeo Beckham has been rushed to the hospital for the second time this week after suffering from convulsions. Doctor's plan on running several tests on the child to determine what is wrong with him. I can tell you what's wrong with him.....his Mom is a freaking skeleton. That's scary as shit when you're that young. Why do I doubt her parenting skills?
Tara Reid thinks Paris Hilton is stupid. Reid disses her friend for making a homemade sex video and says Paris should never have let anyone tape her in the first place. That's because if you had made a sex tape, you would have demanded to get paid first. Ahh..the glory days of this summer when Paris still had a fiance' and Tara still had a job.
Page Six reports that Paris Hilton still wants a rich Greek guy, so she is romancing Mary-Kate Olsen's shipping heir boyfriend. This is going to be an excellent cat fight. Paris either got too wasted last night or someone finally roofied her drink. Photo grabbed from Popsugar
Kate Moss is in quite the predicament. She's off to rehab and her babies daddy might not be the daddy.What's a crackwhore to do? Nice pants. Is this fairy the daddy? Or this fairy? You idiots....it's not either one of them. It's this fairy.
During a recent interview, Kiki Dunst let the cat out of the bag as to who would play some villains in the Movie Spiderman 3.Dunst quickly tried to cover up her mistake as she was not supposed to reveal the characters to anyone.Good job...now someone just needs to fire her from the movie. Okay so yesterday her outfit was Cracker Barrel and today she's Little House on the Prairie......at least she's consistent.
TomKat?!!! For a second there I thought they had moved to some wild remote village in Africa and were praying to the Scientology gods to send in the aliens to snap up all prescription drugs. Unfortunately, they went to his kids soccer game. How boring. Tom: Look Katie, the cameras! Show em' we are the real deal! Tom: This is so great. Katie..thinking: God I'm so bored. I wonder if I get paid overtime for this. I wonder if his daughter and Katie share clothes, give each other dating tips andhang out at the mall together. Photos grabbed off the JJB board
So apparently Lionel Richie has went blind over the past few years because clearly I see a problem with his daughter but he doesn't. photo sent to me by Jane
Ashlee Simpson is officially 21. We can all sleep easier knowing that she is no longer illegally drinking late at night in dark clubs. Three cheers for me I'm as ugly as can be. Hold on you guys I gotta pee. I heard all the famous people are wetting their pants in public. Oh my god Jess....you learned how to tell time! I'm so happy for you! We know how to tell time!...so there! take that! Yeah we are smart. Damn this bitch cleans up on everyone's leftovers. Is Brandon Davis next up? Apparently Lohan wasn't to happy about Wilmer attending Ashlee's party.....at least he didn't have to get stitches.
Lil Kim is quoted in the October edition of Source Magazine as saying the following: Yeah, I can't wait to go to jail either. Speaking of stepping back, let's take a look at you prior to 20 doctor's appointments. Wow you looked normal. What a concept.
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