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If you have nothing to do this weekend.........here are some links to check out. Celebrity Pot is Hot according to Cityrag. Popsugar shows pics of Jake Gyllenhaal's new blonde. The Superficial shows us what's super. Jessica Simpson is on a Cheetos diet explained by Hollywood Rag. Oh so California Pizza Kitchen must sell sunglasses and shoes now.
Jude Law's old nanny had better be scared because Sienna Miller might be packing a pistol. "I'm quite looking forward to the day when our paths will cross, which I know they will," says Miller, 24, of Wright in February's Interview magazine. "She better live in fear." I can't decide what's funnier here.......the fact that Sienna thinks she can kick some ass or that the nanny should fear Sienna. Somehow the strange picture of a 100 pound Sienna and the fat ass nanny wrestling on the ground comes to my mind and I'm pretty sure I've got dibs on the nanny. Hell the strange picture of Jude Law trying to break up the two and then attempting to have a threesome with them is invading my brain as well. Throw in a little Kate Moss and it will be just like old times. .........and in that outfit, all the drag queens will beat your ass in a jealous rage.
Forget making a scrapbook........ Lindsay Lohan decided to commemorate the experience of having an asthma attack by tattooing the word "breathe" inside her wrist. I guess Lohan felt that the tattoo would help her remember to........ breathe? How crafty Lohan. I mowed the lawn last week for the first time ever so I think I'll tattoo the word "mow" on my neck. I think it will help me remember to mow the lawn. My husbands going to love it. Hey J.Lo, did you like the article about Lindsay in Vanity Fair? She's bulimic you know.
It seems plenty of gossip happened while I was gone so expect heavy postings all weekend. Sorry I had to briefly leave you but hanging out in Hollywood is so hard. How could I have had time to write when I was busy watching celebs at Club Mood? That's either a really bad case of camel toe or someone hasn't changed there underwear in a week.
You people are golden. What started as a fun site to make my friends laugh.. has now turned into entertaining over 7000 people a day. With that being said....I will be back in a day or so. January is the travel time or year and it's colder outside then a snub from Gwyneth Paltrow on a London street corner. Seriously.....I'll be back in less then a day...okay maybe a whole day....but I'll never stop thinking about any of you. Okay I probably won't think about any of you. Dig dig dig for residue.
Lynne Spears is singing praise of her daughter's parenting skills. Lynne claims that Britney is a great mother and is extremely protective of her baby Sean Preston. Oh ofcourse Britney is protective.....not just any nanny can take care of her baby. It has to be a super nanny. In fact, I heard Britney hired Jude Law's old nanny.Nothing like keeping your kid safe and your husband satisfied. Which way is weight watchers?
Pete Doherty is raging mad at a website that is showing a video of him waving his penis around. The singer claims that although he is an exhibitionist onstage, he doesn't want his jock shown to people all around the world. Hmmmm...Pete....bit of advice....showing the world your penis might actually work out for you since it will take people's minds of the fact that you are a wreckless drug user. At this point you're making Courtney Love look like a teetotaller. Hell you make Robert Downey Jr. look like the group leader in an AA meeting in veterans home. I bet your girl Kate Moss would be thrilled that a video was being passed around her fanning her crotch then of her current home video. Heavens..........some people just can't be happy. Would someone give him a damn drink already.
This crap made me laugh. City Rag says that Larry King loves my site. D-Listed has a Desperate Housewives tongue alert. Egotastic watched Ashlee Simpson's sex tape....yeah it was gross. Popsugar knows who gives Paris Hilton her drugs. Gossip or Truth has pics of the governator looking umm...stitched. I Don't Like you in that Way explains why Hilary Swank is going to do alot more movies soon. People that's not cake they're eating......it's ex-lax in a sponge.
Jessica Simpson will be the opening performer for the 32nd annual People's Choice Awards. Producers of the show say that she was chosen for her true vocal talent and undeniable charisma. So basically they couldn't get Mariah Carey to do it. The face only a father could love.
I believe this is my third official post about Tori Spellingwhich pretty much means there was no celebrity gossip over the weekend. Anyways.........Tori Spelling is a big fat whore. I could park my car on her fiance's forehead.
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