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Are you going out tonight?...because Tara Reid is ready to go. And if your not...... read these fine posts. Nicole Kidman should be happy according to Conversations with Famous People. Socialite Life tells us why they hate Laguna Beach. Dlisted thinks Paris should name her perfume this. and finally my friends over at Hollywood Tuna have something to say about Fergie......gee who doesn't? I can only attribute the wet spot on her jeans to where she rested her bottle of beer in between taking shots.
Happy Friday my gossip whores. Still no pics yet of "Loleto" but as soon as they make their public appearance, I'll be the first to post them. Okay probably the second...maybe third....hell I'm probably be out drinking so I could be the last. Oh well my captions will be the funniest. Jared must have a big..........yeah Lindsay open wider for practice. Boring....Pointless....Dumb. She only looks slightly cracked out in this pic...possibly stoned....definitely hasn't eaten in two weeks..........in need of more orange fake tanner.......
I'm so over this publicity stunt. Jude Law and Sienna Miller were seen in public together again after the couple has been reportedly on again off again, then on again off again...then back on....oh wait they're off....are they on?....no wait its off....on? Right?Over it! Jude's got that cad smile on his face again which means he's getting laid tonight. Photo provided by the JJB Board.
Hmm....let's see..the first one....."WHICH splintered celebrity duo's friendship ended when one of them told the other's parents that her friend had a serious drug problem and needed help? "....umm boring Paris and Nicole. Next..."WHICH heavyweight fashion designer threw a party that got so crazy, one guest had to be taken away in an ambulance? All the guests were fabulous, but none were female . . ." ....haha...Ryan Seacrest. Damn I can't wait for the Simple Life 4 to start.....pictures like these are priceless.
This is breaking news......not only did Nicole Richie eat something today.....she ate something rather disgusting. Oh well...baby steps..... What the hell is this? Is that food? Wait!.. Is that what I think it is? A corn dog? Suck that shit down bitch....corn dogs are good for you.....high in fat and low in nutrition.
Talk about a tangled web of syphilis........Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto are about to go public with their relationship.Is there really no one else in Hollywood that you all can date without this turning into the most incestuous lovequintiplangle ever? I guess the other people outside the love fest are smart enough to stay out. Hey Jared...stop flaunting your shit to the Hollywood anorexic sluts. Also check out City Rag for more Lindsay and Jared News.
Shar Jackson says that Britney Spears shouldn't be surprised about Mr. Federline going out and partying instead of staying home with Brit and the baby. Jackson is quoted as saying "C'mon kiddo, did you really think things were going to be different?" Hmmm........I'm not sure Britney was thinking about anything at all when she got together with Federline. Gee ya think?
I am exhausted, moody, and pretty much in a crappy mood so my posts will be out later then normal tomorrow.........if I even get to posting all. Luckily I have a day of rest ahead so maybe my senses will resume to their normal, positive, and pleasant self. HA! Hmm.............should the Duffster be standing in front of a wall that says glamour all over it.......I'm going to say no. What the..........Heidi's gotten real creative after the second kid.Hey Seal arrest me for saying that "Crazy" is the only good song you've ever come out with. Hey Snow White.......... are those your dwarfs? Sweet....JT is still with Cameron and I am still grossed out. I would gladly pay a million dollars to see his ass get back together with Britney but then again probably so would Britney.
Well...not yet but give it another month. Page Six reports that Britney Spears has had enough of her husband going out to the clubs every night. Especially when he goes out on Sunday's nights because that's "Desperate Housewives Night" ya'll and Kevy-Kev should be there to fill up the Dorito bowl and chill the frappuccino . It's nice to see that Brit Brit is finally seeing the light of day. I'm going to have to give the bitch credit as I thought figuring out that her husband was a pot-smoking booty banger would have taken the dumbass at least another year. This is my Starbucks ya'll.....little boy you'd best not be ordering my carmel mochacino.
Kevin Federline has been seen around town wearing a tiny locket enclosed with a picture of his son Sean Preston Federline Spears. It's so nice that K-Fed can remember his newborn son as he drinks his hennessy and smokes a Newport while hitting on every fresh pair of titties that walks into the club. Hell that's probably how he is getting half his chics. See my baby, baby...he's around my neck and later you'll be too. Looks like a newspaper clipping....better check the Kentwood paper. Ahhh...... nothing like chugging a little Fiji Water before you hit the club and shove down a mouthful of ecstasy pills.
I know what your all thinking today......damn Ditty, what's with all the Britney posts? Lets just say I'm in a trashy mood..... Britney Spears is writing her own children's book. Cool Madonna......and I'm writing a self help book on how to be nice to people. Yippee. Leave it to Britney to be too lazy to carry her own baby off the plane.
So your favorite celebs all got dressed up for Halloween and you probably want to know what I have to say about it. Here goes a waste of your next five minutes and mine as well. Christina Aguillera and Jordan whatever- a doctor and a nurse...boring...I bet they dress up like that all the time. Mischa Barton-hmmm....should I even go there?...a babydoll hooker angel. A pregnant women got dressed up as Liza Minnelli...oh wait that is Liza Minnelli. Bobby and Whitney didn't get dressed up because everyday is like Halloween for them...frightening. Teri Hatcher got dressed up as a forty year old anorexic Mom..sure wasn't hard. Nicky Hilton- A girl with no personal assistant whose got to carry her own boxes? Kevin Federline- Oooh this one's easy...a deadbeat Dad who goes clubbing every night. Paris Hilton-The lady in red........is dancing with me....there's nobody here...its just you and me...where I wanna be..and I hardly know......there's a beauty by my side....I never forget.... the way you look tonight. Okay bitch just ruined that song for me. Happy Halloween you dumb whores.
Nicole Richie isn't making any excuses for her weight loss. Richie's father Lionel, has told the press that Nicole had lost alot of weight because of her upcoming wedding. Richie shoots down this idea saying there is no truth to the matter. Come on Lionel...... your daughter has lost weight because she's an anorexic druggie....get your shit straight. Well what do you know..........look who just can't seem to finish her lunch.
Lindsay Lohan has just signed on to star in the movie "Bobby", which will be directed by Emilio Estevez. The movie will be about the assassination of Robert Kennedy and the lives of the people staying at the hotel where the murder took place. Lohan will play the character of a young girl who marries a soldier but then falls in love with his brother. This shouldn't be a stretch with all the Hollywood boyfriend swapping going on....practice makes perfect. You can't tell me that this pic didn't just make you laugh a bit.
The fourth season of the "Simple Life" will start shooting this week. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are still not on speaking terms but are forging ahead with the taping of the show.The show has not been picked up by a network yet but according to Hilton all of the networks are "fighting over it". Yeah....... because we all can't wait to see you and Nicole rip each others faces off. Oh lookie Paris is getting all conservative with that turtleneck. Clearly I spoke too soon.
This weekend was fantastic. I went shopping, cleaned my cats litterbox, and scraped the mold off my shower curtain. I also found some fantastic articles on the internet. Brad sobs when he talks to Angelina on the phone. Hmm...probably because he's bitch whipped. Page Six says that a "Desperate Housewife" prefers drug dealers. Blogging is apparently a money making business..thank god..I was getting sick of doing this shit for free. Steven Spielberg is pissed at Tom Cruise....umm isn't everyone. How sweet...Kevin picks up a few movies for Britney before he hits the clubs.
Hmm...somebody's got a new girlfriend. Vince Vaughn is working out to get rid of that horrendous gut.Next he'll be getting Botex and his back waxed. Dude your walking to fast. FYI Vince...it's going to take alot more then a few jogs around the park to tone up that shit. Pictures grabbed from the JJB Board...Hollaaar.
I think I'll be one of those for Halloween and see if I can get me some Ryan Phillippe . Picture seen at the Gallery of the Absurd.....go check them out now!
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