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When you sell your soul to American Idol, you really sell your soul. Pictured above is recent cast off Kelly Pickler being fondled by some old guy that is either on the Sopranos or related to George Hamilton. If letting the 86 year old Captain of the Love Boat fondle you gets you a record deal then by all means do it. Now if it gets you crabs, you may want to renegotiate.
Update:Mister Tanerexic is actually designer Roberto Cavalli. Perhaps he'll design Kelly a leather muzzle.
Today Britney Spears will hold a press conference to make a major announcement. Gee...let's see here. She's pregnant. No wait...she wants to tell everyone she's fat. She's joined Weight Watchers? Jenny Craig? How about...she's announcing that her career is over. No particular comment on this one except for- damn she's one nasty sloth.