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Today Britney Spears will hold a press conference to make a major announcement. Gee...let's see here. She's pregnant. No wait...she wants to tell everyone she's fat. She's joined Weight Watchers? Jenny Craig? How about...she's announcing that her career is over. No particular comment on this one except for- damn she's one nasty sloth.