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City Rag says that Jared Leto's favorite holiday is St. Patricks Day. The Superficial confuses Natalie Portman with an eight year old boy. Jennifer Aniston is having a bad day according to WWTDD. Brad and Angie are getting married in February according to The Bosh. Hollaback at your stylist to get you some new maternity clothes.
Lindsay Lohan lost her diary. It's probably not shocking either that she lost her diary pretty much then same way she lost her virginity-during a night out drinking. The diary has since been returned to Lohan however several key pages are missing. Lohan lawyers are threatening legal action to any major news magazine that might publish those pages. Hmmm........but they didn't mention my blog. Alright whoever has those pages fork them over. Hey Michael Jackson, maybe a smooth criminal took your diary. (cheesy but you cracked a smile)
Jessica Simpson is being sued by a women who claims Simpson ripped off her cosmetics brand. The women is accusing Simpson of copying the trademarked name "love potion" and incorporating it into Simpson's Desert line. The women also names Sephora and Desert developer D'lish in the suit. I don' t think you need to be a rocket scientist to know that the idea of this desert shit from the start was a dumb concept. Here's a novel idea....why don't you make lotion that actually moisturizes and quit trying to sell shit that smells like my left over birthday cake from two years ago. Do Pizza Hut's new cheesy bites smell like vanilla cupcakes?
Hmmm.....I don't think Nicole is drinking enough water. You'd think that fucking dog would be 50 pounds heavier since Nicole obviouslygives it a little more then table scraps.
Nominees for the 78th annual Academy Awards were announced today. If you would like a complete list of nominees, go to yahoo, click news, and type in Oscar nominees. Don't forget to click search. Yeah yeah yeah..........I'm tired and lazy and apparently a bitch. Did Mira get to announce the nominees because her teeth match the statue?
Screw the Oscars........the Razzie nominees have been announced. Jennifer Lopez has been nominated in the lead actress category for her performance in Monster-in-Law. This is the second nomination for Lopez who had previously won in 2003 for Gigli. If J.Lo was a sport, she'd be playing for the Packers. Although I'm not an expert here, don't most losing teams fire their coach? I think it's time to send her agent walking because you know she's the one reading all those crappy scripts.J.Lo doesn't have time to pick her own movies. She's busy being Marc Anthony's wife which involves a lot of salsa dancing, singing songs from west side story, and attending Miss Universe pageants. Wait that's Marc at those...emmm...pageants. We were all relieved when Uncle Sal and his girlfriend, Antonella, finally arrived for the family reunion in Atlantic City.
Funs links that are worth wetting your pants over. Did I spell all of that right?
City Rag shows some celebrity day jobs. The Bosh claims that Brad Pitt and Guy Ritchie are best friends. Charlize Theron has no boobs according to WWTDD. Dana's Dirt watched Britney Spears save her baby's life. I''ve made far too many Unabomber comments in the past to go that route again so I think I'll just stick with saying bitch is ugly with or without the hood.
Not all reality teens are so innocent. Miss Laguna Bitch, Kristin Cavallari, reveals in the March issue of Teen People, that she has tried cocaine before but doesn't like it. "It was fun for, like, 20 minutes, but the next day, I just didn't feel good about myself," she told the mag. "It's a dirty drug. I find people who do coke to be very shady, that they're doing it makes them lie about things. I wouldn't want to date someone who's into it." Yeah you wouldn't date anyone that's into it but how about marrying a billionaire that runs a Columbian drug cartel? Totally different story I'm guessing. Hey Big Bird, lose the dress and go back to your bikini.
Lindsay Lohan has made a return appearance to the hospital after slicing up her ankle over the weekend. The star was in London staying at the home of 80's rocker, Bryan Adams, when she apparently slipped and fell while going up a staircase. Lohan had been holding a teacup which shattered on the floor causing the leg injury. Hmmmm so many questions so little time.Are you and Adams doing a remake of summer of 69?What kind of vodka was the teacup filled with? Are you going to tattoo "Don't Fall" on your foot? Someone seems awful happy.....looks like those anti-depressants are starting to kick in.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are investing two million dollars in an L.A. bakery. No word yet on whether or not either one has ever eaten a baked good.You would think these two would invest into something they were a bit more interested in like a Starbucks franchise, a cigarette stand, or perhaps a flea market.Nevertheless, expect to see cupcakes in the shape of sunglasses and oversized handbags soon. Ummm you hit your head? Your roots are bad? Is it raining outside?
Hey at least we know who taught Tori her whore skills. Mega TV producer Aaron Spelling is being sued by a former nurse for sexual harassment. Looks like he'll have to pay the nurse off with the funds stocked away for Tori's second million dollar wedding. Yeah my Dad would let me wear a dress like that too.......if I was going to a stripper convention.
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