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    Jennifer Lopez Can't Act
    Tuesday, January 31, 2006
    Screw the Oscars........the Razzie nominees have been announced. Jennifer Lopez has been nominated in the lead actress category for her performance in Monster-in-Law. This is the second nomination for Lopez who had previously won in 2003 for Gigli. If J.Lo was a sport, she'd be playing for the Packers. Although I'm not an expert here, don't most losing teams fire their coach? I think it's time to send her agent walking because you know she's the one reading all those crappy scripts. J.Lo doesn't have time to pick her own movies. She's busy being Marc Anthony's wife which involves a lot of salsa dancing, singing songs from west side story, and attending Miss Universe pageants. Wait that's Marc at those...emmm...pageants.

    We were all relieved when Uncle Sal and his girlfriend, Antonella, finally arrived for the family reunion in Atlantic City.
    posted by Kelditty @ Link this Shit!  
    30 Comments:
    • At 7:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      "Uncle Sal and his girlfriend" lol!!!!!! Too, too funny. Rapier wit Kelditty! I love it!!

      (cue: Theme song to The Godfather)

       
    • At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      In this picture, they both remind of of a scene from Midnight Cowboy with Dustin Hoffman. JLo's expression makes her look like she is playing the part of "Ratso Rizo".

       
    • At 8:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      I can't even look at Marc Anthony - he is so ugly. I don't care how much money someone has, I have to be able to stand the sight of them!!! Not that she is that great, but she could do better.

       
    • At 8:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      he's so ugly he could get a job as a model for a company that makes Halloween masks.

       
    • At 9:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      he's so ugly, that if he sits still too long, someone will put a sheet over him.

       
    • At 9:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      he's so ugly that when he was born, the doctor slapped him mother!!

       
    • At 9:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      ^ 'slapped him, then his mother! (sorry)

       
    • At 9:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      he's so ugly, the ugly is spreading over to Jlo!

       
    • At 3:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      Who would want to see a movie with Dracula and his bride?!

       
    • At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      kelditty,

      go and fuck yourself you racist bitch!
      your insight bores you me you pathetic loser.

       
    • At 4:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      i think you mis-read kelditty's humor.

       
    • At 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      antonella! i had an aunt Antonella once but the mobsters killed her.

       
    • At 6:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      if you are bored my kelditty's insight, then why are you reading this site?

       
    • At 7:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      funny stuff. j.lo and marc anthony look like they're on the boardwalk at the jersey shore getting ready to buy some cotton candy and win stuffed animals playing carny games.

       
    • At 7:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      3:43 are you for real?????? Are you a salsa dance instructor, or an Italian mobster or something? I don't get how this is offending you? What's with the racist crap? The guy is NOT big time, and he thinks he is, that's the point.

      We are all equal opportunity offenders here. You need to lighten up, and not read crap into things that isn't there.


      AND he's ugly to boot!

       
    • At 7:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      ^(sorry, double post!!!)

       
    • At 7:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      3:43 are you for real?????? Are you a salsa dance instructor, or an Italian mobster or something? I don't get how this is offending you? What's with the racist crap? The guy is NOT big time, and he thinks he is, that's the point.

      We are all equal opportunity offenders here. You need to lighten up, and not read crap into things that isn't there.


      AND he's ugly to boot!

       
    • At 7:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      Monster-in-Law was terrible. Anyone who has no chemistry with Vartan worries me.

       
    • At 8:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      i am spanish and was not offended by you kelditty!!!

       
    • At 3:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      this is the only latina doing something and representing. She is doing a movie based on a beloved salsa singer from PUERTO RICO!!!!!!

      you people make me fucking sick!!! you bunch of player haters. I don't like Salma Hayek, but she is latina and I have to support her. There is not many latinos in the cinema that are making movies, so show support.

      oh yeah, fools rush in??? cinematic excellence!

       
    • At 5:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      Do WHAT?

      What do Salma Hayek and Jennifer Lopez have in common? SERIOUSLY now. WHAT?

      One is a talented actress, the other is a complete hack who's only famous for her relationships.

      I'll give you a hint...the latter is NOT Ms. Hayek.

       
    • At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      ahhh, 3:33 that was "Penelope Cruz" hon. Jenny from the block is NOT a native born latino either. She is American. I am part American Indian but I don't freak out about anyone making funny comments about that.

      You need to understand the concept of racism. Racism implies that someone is decriminating against someone (to the exclusion of others) solely based on their racial background. Hell, we bash everyone. How does bashing diva JLO, and commenting on her ugly husband make it any different then our bashing Lohan, and Hilton?? I don't hear you getting all pissed off about us talking about Britney's white trash lifestyle?? You only defend latinos? Are YOU a racist?

       
    • At 9:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      ^ self correction, that WAS Salma with Matthew Perry. Everything else I said I'll stand by.

       
    • At 10:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      Hee! "Uncle Sal". Loved that.

       
    • At 10:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      Just goes to show........you can take the girl out of Brooklyn, but you can't take Brooklyn out of the girl.

       
    • At 8:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      dude, don't insult Brooklyn...

      she's from the Bronx; and i feel sorry for the Bronx.

      gosh, peeps need to lighten up, specially that wailing anon screaming bloody racism. in the words of napoleon dynamite "we'll post whatever we want, GOSH!"

      more power to you kelditty, you equal-opportunity celebrity basher! love ya!

       
    • At 8:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      This picture looks the promo shot from "The Rainman". Jlo's would be playing Dustin Hoffman's part!

       
    • At 6:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      she always looks classy and female

       
    • At 6:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      She sucked major bad in 'El Cantante'. That movie reassured me that she cannot act. I don't understand why they would choose her AND why they would even put her in the beginning of the film where she comes into this room and she starts telling the story. That is where she sucked the most, in my opinion. She doesn't look like she is really feeling the role, it's like if she's just memorizing lines and saying them with crappy expressions. She also can't pronounce Spanish for a can of beans. I speak Spanish fluently, so when she says something in Spanish she sounds too awkward and weird.
      All in all, I've seen better acting from a grade 8 drama student.

       
    • At 6:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

      JENNIFER LOPEZ IS A TALENT-LESS BITCH WITH A WIDE ASS! HER MAN IS FUCKING UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE A OVER GROWN RAT! JENNIFER LOPEZ IS SOOOO UGLY.... SOMEONE SHOULD KILL HER AND USE HER UGLY SKIN FOR A COAT!!!
      BUT IM SURE NO ONE WOULD WANT A AN UGLY LOOSE THING LIKE THAT.... YEAH AND FUCK P DIDDY OR PUFF DADDY OR WHAT EVER THAT BLACK ASSHOLE'S NAME IS!!!!!!!!!
      P.S. HER KIDS ARE FUCKING UGLY I HOPE SHE DROPS THEM ON THEIR HEAD!!!

       
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