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Paris Hilton went shopping at Fred Segal today. Oh yeah, well I went shopping at K-mart today..........the Jaclyn Smith collection was on sale so you missed out, bitch.
...and no its not the baby popping machine Victoria Beckham. Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell is pregnant. Her baby daddy, Sacha Gervasi, is less then thrilled about the news but made a statement saying he intends give the baby all the love and support it needs. Yeah you better because that kids going to need alot of emotional support when they play it a Spice Girls record for the first time. Imiss the Spice Girls........kinda like I missthat bad case of ringworm I had once.
................it's everywhere, especially in Hollywood. Here are some gossip links that are better then mine. Popsugar spotted LoLeto's fake engagement ring on TRL Nick and Jessica still hate each other according to Gossip or Truth Egotastic shows how Sienna Miller attacked the paparazzi Ashley Simpson wants to marry a slob according to The Superficial Once again, Ashley Olsen manages to turn a simple, casual outfit into a nightmare.
The car crash Paris Hilton's boyfriend caused is now being investigated by the police. A spokeperson for Hilton claims that the only victim in this crash is Parisbecause she's the one that will be stuck with the tab for repairing the car.Oh I get it............. because that's going to cut into her budget on buying big sunglasses and ugly hats. Paris and Stavros went shopping yesterday.........for a good lawyer. Nice......who let these two back into a car? Hey Deja vu', stop covering your head when you drive.
Before I head out for the night, I wanted to leave you with one last parting shot. Lindsay Lohan made an appearance on TRL today. I have no idea why she was on but I'm guessing it was to promote that new piece of shit she's calling an album. I hope the studio audience brought their earplugs. What are you, Marie Osmond now?
Katie Holmes doesn't listen to the tabloid gossip about her relationship with Tom Cruise. Neither do I Katie........I just make it up on my own. Come on Katie.......force out that fake smile for us.
Page Six had the big news today that Paris Hilton's old engagement ring is a fake. Watch out for tomorrow's big headline that Nicole Richie is anorexic. Holy face you're ugly bitch.
Lionel: I know..... I'm shocked too that my daughter wrote a book. Between shooting heroin and staring in a crap reality T.V. show, I didn't know she had the time.
Gossip sluts can rejoice this weekend as I'll be posting more then normal over the next few days. No earth shattering gossip scheduled to happen.......... I just want to give you up to the minute coverage on every zit that appears on Cameron's chin. Cameron: You better stop reading The People we Love to Hate . Dude: Why? I love that site. They don't make fun of you anyways, you're not skinny enough. Cameron: I know...that's why I hate them.
Mary Kate Olsen will be on the January cover of W magazine. Mary Kate is thrilled about the opportunity and wants to do something very beautiful. I'd consider wearing a face mask then. Last I checked hairspray and a curling iron were quite affordable.
Friend: Come on..... we've got to go somewhere to feed you. Nicole: But I already had a tic-tac today and some ice cubes. Friend: You still need to eat something else besides that. I'll get you some gum. Nicole: Can I just have half a stick?
Part two in our ongoing mini series of Laguna Beach pictures. The sender of these pictures is a supposed LB insider. I bet it's Casey's mom. No wait, Casey's mom wouldn't mail them to me....she's to busy trying to bribe judges at Casey's Jon Benet pageants. There's Casey and that girl Jason went to prom with.How' s that STD he gave you? I wonder if they can get me a discount on that fake tanning stuff. These girls could get a job with Heidi Fleiss pretty quickly.
Kevin Federline and Ashlee Simpson were apparently caught dirty dancing in a club. Excuse me while I clean the puke off my laptop. I didn't know that the young Hollywood dating quadtangle had let Kevin purchase a membership in their incestuous club. Is Lohan going after him next? Hey Ash...here's some advice............just because your Dad is going to help promote K-fed's new album does not mean you should boogie up with Kevin and touch him where he pees. Good luck Mr.Hairdresser. You're probably going to get your hand caught in that shit and need a saw to get it out.
Lately there has been alot of rumors about Lohan Lohan getting together with Jared Leto. Well apparently the two are not dating.........they're just getting married. This precious little fact comes to us from MSNBC. Who knew that a boring news channel would suddenly be providing hot gossip for this site. Should I be prepared to hear that Nicole Richie is pregnant via The Weather Channel?Anyways...MSNBC states that Lohan is looking to get married to make Paris Hilton mad. “She’s angry at Paris for hooking up with Mary-Kate Olsen’s ex, Stavros Niarchos,” says the friend. Olsen and Lohan are buddies. “Catching a husband would be a poke in Paris’ eye.” No no no....not a poke in Paris's eye, a poke in Paris's..............you know what I'm talking about. Because if Lindsay marries Leto, Paris will try to fuck him in oh about a week. Lindsay told me my fortune the other day..........it sucked. Pic taken from Junk Feud......why the hell didn't you post my Yasdnil pic
Rod Stewart doesn't understand why people use cocaine these days. The singer claims that cocaine is no longer good because its not as strong as it used to be back in his day.Stewart goes on to further claim that today drug dealers mix the coke with laundry detergent, salt, and just about everything else.Hey Rod, stop bitching to me about this shit and pass on these tips to your lovely daughter. Are the pocket flaps so people can pull down your pants easier?
I think I've officially had the best day ever. Please click on this link and watch the Stavros/Hilton car crash.I can't write anything else......I have to finish rolling on the ground with laughter. No no that's not her cart.
Jennifer Aniston is coming clean about her relationship with Brad Pitt. The star was asked several questions about her post-marriage relationship with Pitt during her "Good Morning America" interview. Aniston says that she still does in fact speak to Brad. Yeah.......I don't think calling Brad to scream about him leaving you for Angelina counts. I've had sex with Vince twice now.
Ah.....my favorite show on television.....Laguna Bleach. Apparently the shows d-list star, Casey, not only got into a college but is actually enrolled as well. Here are some pics via some random chic Catherine, claiming that these shots are with Casey's sorostitute sisters. I'll take it. To get in that sorority you must be blond............. Must have side swept bangs....... .and must hang out with the tanning bed frat.
I like it alot when people link me so I suppose its only fair to link them back. Cat.lebrity has something to say about Star Jones and I wouldn't say its nice. City Rag says that Madonna and Tom Cruise want to eat us...........umm sure. Hollywood Tuna thinks that Hilary Duff should consider a career change. Socialite Life thinks Pete Doherty looks better as a chic. and that's it. Shit I hope these people link me back tomorrow. All she needs is a broomstick and she'll be a shoo-in for the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz..
Kenny Chesney has no regrets that he married actress Renee Zellweger. He just regrets not telling Renee that he was gay. Oh heavens...... Yeah because I'd definitely marry a dude that wears orange tank tops.
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