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Kevin Federline and Ashlee Simpson were apparently caught dirty dancing in a club. Excuse me while I clean the puke off my laptop. I didn't know that the young Hollywood dating quadtangle had let Kevin purchase a membership in their incestuous club. Is Lohan going after him next? Hey Ash...here's some advice............just because your Dad is going to help promote K-fed's new album does not mean you should boogie up with Kevin and touch him where he pees. Good luck Mr.Hairdresser. You're probably going to get your hand caught in that shit and need a saw to get it out.
wow,i bet ashlee will have baby #4, i dont know whos the bigger dumbass is, kfed for blowing his free meal ticket or ashlee, well for being ashlee, she truly is pathitic
Duuuh. Daddy Joe is repping them both? What better way to gin up some publicity than have a crabs exchange on the dance floor. Wanna guess who alerted the paparazzi that they would be there? You know, if it was anyone other than Joe Simpson, my first thought would have been, "Have you no shame?" But hey, it IS Joe Simpson.
I don't believe this for two reasons: 1) Even Joe Simpson knows that Asslee would not benefit from association with that tard KFed. 2) KFed would most likely be dirty dancing extramaritally with a black girl, not a clone of his wife 3) Asslee does not have enough moolah for him. I do believe it because there is no low Joe Simpson won't sink to.
all you new readers are going to have to deal to my improper use of apostrophes along with numerous other spelling errors. it has sort of become what I am known for. hehe!
This girl and her many slaves...aka hair stylists/makeup artists/clothing stylists can do nothing to make her crocodile jawline look any better...gotta give it to her for trying though =) "but i wannna look like an edgier jesssicaahhh"
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wow...that's the most i've ever seen her look like Jessica