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Since it's pretty much a commonality that everyone hates Paris Hilton, why not glorify the bitch in the most appropriate way possible. Ladies and Gentleman, save your money because its time to get your very own Paris Hilton voodoo doll. Just reading this shit entertained me for hours so I can only imagine how much fun I'd have with my very own doll. I am for sure buying Nicole Richie one of these for X-mas or Hanukkah or her birthday or whatever. Thanks to Gallery of the Absurd for being the most creative blog in all the land.