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Kevin Federline's career as a rockstar does not look bright. Federline is very upset because his wife was not impressed with his singing skills. Britney listened to Kevin's demo and apparently told Federline not to quit his day job. If anyone needs a translation that means Kevin can just continue on cruising around in his Ferrari, spending money and going to strip clubs....hold on my bad.....strip clubs are his night job. Don't cry Kevin, your bitch wife can't sing either.
Ben and his $300,000 car got a parking ticket this morning........ and it went a little something like this....... Ben:Umm... Excuse me lady but what are you doing? Officer: Sir you're parked illegally so I'm giving you a ticket. Ben: But officer..... I can't afford a ticket....I've got a baby on the way! Officer: Sir that's your own damn fault. I'm still going to have to give you a ticket. Ben: Alright. How about I give you my Starbucks drink. Is it a deal? Officer: Watch it son your about to get another ticket for bribing an officer. Ben: As another option........we could get into my backseat. Officer:Sir...I'm afraid your going to have to step into my vehicle...we're going back to the station.
Nicole Richie is getting her own perfume. I can hardly handle all these smells. First Paris, then Sara Jessica, next the Duffster, don't forget Linsday, and now Ms. Richie. I wonder if you can make a perfume with an anorexic scent? Try "Fresh Bulimia" the scent that makes you puke.
Lindsay Lohan is admitting that she almost died earlier this year. Lohan claims that being hooked up to an IV was the only thing that kept her alive. The star says that this happened because she worked herself into the ground and not because she's a party girl. Lohan says that she is a perfect angel compared to her friends. Well ...yeah.. when your friends with the Olsens and Nicole Richie everyone else does look like a saint. Lindsay ....your a real Mother Theresa. Quick run to the bathroom....a cocaine laced mirror awaits your presence.
Nick Lachey spoke exclusively with Star Magazine to let everyone know that his marriage with Jessica Simpson is great. Great because you're making alot of money or great because you're allowed to make out with other girls?Wait I know...great because you get to bend over and kiss Papa Joe's ass everyday. This is one of those photo ops where you wish Nick would pass you his drink.
Jude Law and ex-wife Sadie Frost have continued to be seen out together fueling rumors of a reconciliation. The pair were spotted out in London and many of their friends say the two will reunite. Jude's just hoping to reunite for the Kate Moss threesomes. Jude Law explains the art of being a greaseball.
......actually it sucks. You'll just have to read some great celeb blog links. City Rag tells us how Jon Bon Jovi is goin' kick Madonna's ass. LA at Junk Feud likes them young. Yeeeah! talks about the Papa Joe rides a denial train. Dlisted explains why Crisco is the new shower gel for Jude Law. Okay now get in a circle, hold hands, and pray to the gossip gods that my head clears for tomorrow.A day without good gossip is like a day without sex for Paris Hilton. Writer's block is better then fashion block in which case Jessica Simpson gets an F for this get-up.
Paris Hilton continues to deny having anything to do with Tom Sizemore. Sizemore is backing up his statement about screwing Paris Hilton by saying he's got the photo to prove it. Hey Tom can you send that photo over to my site? I need more traffic. Page Six has a fantastic article today about Ms. Hilton as well. Love the matching swimsuits...loves it. Give me a kiss you fucking whore Pictures provided by Just Jared
My bad..I meant Britney Spears.......oh same diff. We made fun of that pink hat at the time but shit it looks like a million dollars compared to what she wears now.
Yeah exactly. Remind me the next time I break up with my fiance' to whore myself out to my friend's boyfriends and ride around on some sort of rich person toy. I got news for you Paris- this guy is not buying you a ring........more like a bottle ofValtrex. This might not be so bad if Paris Latsis has a gun and enjoys having target practice on the beach.
Due to a random housguest sleeping in the room where my computer lies, Monday's posts are coming a bit early. I may be able to squeeze in a few tomorrow morning but for now you are just going to have to settle on what I give you tonight. Mmmm..yummie...Renee eats up my gossip. It's her only hope in finding someone to father her children.
No...not her old implants sicko....her headlights from her wrecked Mercedes-Benz. I had better break out my checkbook because I just can't wait to put that headlight on my 92' Chevy Beretta.I wonder if I can get them to throw in her side door. Wow Lohan could be a student in that outfit.
...no no, not "Dancing on the Ceiling". Paris Hilton has written a song that she will sing on her upcoming album about Nicole Richie. Hilton reportedly slams Richie saying she never would have been famous without Hilton's help. Umm...yeah...duh.....why don't you write something a bit more original Einstein. Looks like Paris Hilton's new gig with Siegfried and Roy is turning out alright.
I know you are all just killing to know what Kim Stew did today. You patiently waited and look what you get. Apparently beauty salons are the new place to chow down. I hope she doesn't drop her fork on whoever has the unfortunate task of painting her toes later....then again at least the lady could sue. I hope that salon has a good cleaning service because those toilets are going to need a wash after Kimmie leaves. Photos taken from the JJB Board
Sienna Miller and Jude Law are long done and over but is Sadie Frost coming back into the picture?Friends of the divorced pair say that a reconciliation is in the works because the two never stopped loving each other. Maybe Jude just wants part of that divorce settlement back because last I checked his movies weren't doing so hot. Put your hands up again the wall bitch. You're finally getting arrested for wearing weird shit.
Here's to pissing off our ex's and selling my huge rock........... You're as easy as valet parking Paris..... I'll drink to that. I like how the people there all sort of have their shot glasses raised....kinda like here's a toast to a slut that passes herself around more then a blunt at a Snoop Dogg party. Good God people..at least get your cameras out so I could have posted a side view.
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