Oh how awful, how awful, how awful. She must cringe every time she looks in the mirror.

She used to be so beautiful! And she still is so young. This is just tragic.

 

She looks like the crazy lady down the block who has 40 cats.

 

Her eyebrows bother me. Anyone else feel the same?

 

That can't seriously be her! There are just too many times that she looks naturally pretty. This looks more like a drag queen or something.

 

The curls in her hair remind me of spider legs for some reason.....

 

she's frightening!

 

she looks spooky as hell. Like she eats people or some shit.

 

it would help her tremendously if she would cut some bangs. I can ice skate on that 5 head!!

 

Wow. I've got a 39th birthday coming up soon and I look a million times better than that. No surgery or botox, either.

 

This broad looks like an overripe elf!
If any of her friends tell her she looks *younger* or more refreshed after whatever freakin treatments she just got, they're not her friends. Instead of looking like a 39 year-old, she looks like a 60 year-old trying to look 50. It's both sad and funny at the same time.

 

Has Nicole no friends?

 

Obviously she was inspired by Renee Zellweger during that Mountain flick. She's using that same I have ammonia in my eyes face.

 

Wow - she looks awful. Why do women do this? Is it due to some bizarre peer pressue they have amongst themselves?

 

I am
just coated with wax to preserve my inner beauty, you creeps. Geez, A girl tries to stay "fresh faced" for her wedding and you all jump on me like shrimp on the barbie...

Sincerely,
Nic

p.s. does anyONE here know the names of the little bastards that arrived the other day? They keep saying they are my children, but I have no recollection of any of that...