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Paris Hilton took a piss in a taxicab while vacationing in Hawaii. Miss Hilton was apparently too drunk to realize that she had peed all over the backseat of the cab and never apologized to the cabbie. The cab driver says that he cleaned up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton's own DNA as evidence against her. Hilton denies any wrong doing. Right..... because if you're Paris Hilton it's totally kosher to use a taxi cab as a bathroom. Taxicabs smell like dirty bathrooms so what's the difference right? This could be an episode on Law and Order:Criminal Intent- The socialite defecation mystery. I think Tinkerbell and the entourage of six pound dogs had a little fun with the yellow dress. Picture via Dlisted hotness.