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Madonna recently went to Japan to promote her new album Confessions on a Dance Floor. Madonna reveals that she loves Japan because of the fashion, food and most of all the heated toilets seats. Ahh...I do too miss my days in Japan.. waking up every morning to go to the bathroom only to burn my ass while taking a crap. It's just a perfect start to your day as you walk around the crowded streets of Toyko with your ass cheeks covered in blisters. Ofcourse I'm not the one slipping into a spandex leotard afterwards........... but Madonna's just kinky like that. Menopause is terrible..............you forget to put on your pants all the time.
Been to Japan twice. Never got the heated crapper seats. Must be something that only the exclusive hotels have.
What you do, do (good turn of phrase) is squat alot. Over a trough that actually flushes. NO sitting. Just standing, and squatting. They do have conviential loos though, they call them "Western" toliets. But no heat on my seat. (sigh)
Whether you like it or not, that tight shiny Spandex is back in fashion (yeah!). Madonna looks great in it too! Hope to see more women following the trend.
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the saggiest ass this side of the mississippi...