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Jessica Simpson filed a petition to request a new judge to proceed over her divorce trial. The motion was filed because Simpson feels that the current judge would not be able to give her a fair and impartial trial. Jess Jess.............Look, it's kinda going to be hard to find a judge that doesn't hate your music or think that The Dukes of Hazard was the worst movie they have ever seen. File requests all you want but I doubt it's going to change anything. Maybe you can bribe the judge with a free sample pack of your Desert line. I personally get turned on when someone smells like a combination of Baskin Robbins and the candy aisle at the grocery store. I hope they both saved those outfits so they can wear them in court.
des·ert 1 (dzrt) n. 1. A barren or desolate area, especially: a. A dry, often sandy region of little rainfall, extreme temperatures, and sparse vegetation. b. A region of permanent cold that is largely or entirely devoid of life. c. An apparently lifeless area of water.
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that is funny