Would someone please give this gal a sandwich!

 

a sandwich is not enough.......someone needs to force feed her a krispy kreme!

 

Yeah kelditty, I'm sure that "true friendship" is the letter of the day among the likes of Paris, Lohan and the lot!!

I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them, OK, well then again they all weight only a few pounds, and a strong wind could blow them over. Anyway, don't turn your back on this bitch Nicole, or you will be pulling arrows out of it.

 

When your hand is the largest body part on your whole body, besides your head....your too skinny!!!


Even her false eyelashes look like they are weighing her down! Someone needs to hypnotize her to eat more than gum, and starbucks.

 

Nah, her head would go like those little toy dogs with the wobbly heads if you tugged on her hair, I reckon.

 

Skelatore's new bride.


Cruel, but true.....and I actually "like" Nicole. Pleeeze, eat something girl, you look like crap!!

 

If you pull her head back far enough, will it dispense a PEZ candy out of her neck?

 

Yes, but she won't eat it.

 

holy cow!

that girl needs an IV. bones aren't meant to cut passerbys.

 

ahhh! her wrist!!! it hurts to look at it!