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Christina Aguilera got married yesterday to record exec Jordan Bratman. The wedding was lovely and although I wasn't invited I was able to peek thru the bushes and watch the whole damn thing. Bratman sobbed like a baby during the ceremony and at the reception Christina sang dirty to all the groomsmen. Hey.... at least for dinner they didn't have chicken fingers and ribs like someone we know......... Leave it to Christina to walk down the aisle wearing a shower cap.
...icky, icky, icky! I wonder if he cut his foot when he stepped on that glass?