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God I am so excited about my wedding this weekend. I cannot wait to marry that hot, skinny, pale white ass of his. Look at those ears......I could just suck on them all night long. Thank god I snagged him away from Christina.
Hey!! Ain't it great that at least Christina landed a fella with a JOB??? Eat your heart out, Britney! This guy might be average to look at but he totally loves his lady and isn't some big mooch.
Oh--and did I mention that Christina can sing circles around Britney too?
OMG! He has a crazy eye, check it out.....the one on the right...