she needs to get her nails did.

 

It's been a busy few days for Lindsay Lohan. Not only did she drive her Mercedes into a mini-van (neither she nor the paparazzi appears to be at fault), but she also seemed to drive the organizers of a charity bash bonkers.

According to the New York Post, the teen queen was a high-maintenance handful at a fete Saturday in Chicago for Wyclef Jean's Yele Haiti foundation.

"Lindsay was a total pain from the get-go," a guest snits to the paper.

Among the problems purportedly caused by the altruistic-minded actress: She requested then canceled a private plane to fly her from New York to the Windy City, costing the charity a cancellation fee; she missed a follow-up commercial flight and then turned up late for a rebooked private plane, incurring a higher hourly rate.

Once Lohan, 19, arrived at the benefit, which she co-hosted with Drew Barrymore and Jeremy Piven, she is said to have brushed off the press and her fellow celebrities, although snaps from the event show her chatting up Piven, interacting with Barrymore and posing with Wyclef.

But a spywitness tells the Post, "Lindsay sat in a corner playing with her BlackBerry and made frequent trips to the ladies' room."

Perhaps the starlet was just feeling queasy after witnessing Piven in all his shirtless, hirsute glory. The "Entourage" star reportedly followed the lead of the six-pack-sporting Wyclef and doffed his shirt, showing off what one ungenerous witness described as "a flabby upper body."

Lindsay allegedly cried, "Oooo, I can't stand to look at that!" before beating a hasty retreat.

That's bad news for Piven's mom, who thought the two made a lovely couple after they appeared together on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.

"My mom's a little out of the loop," the actor explained to Elle, before adding of LiLo, "She's the ultimate shiksa goddess, and she's underage. But I prefer a curvier, more zaftig woman."

And finally, in what could be potentially bad news for Lohan, has her ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama, with whom she recently spent some quality club time, developed a sudden taste for older women?

Us Weekly says the inexplicable ladies' man, 25, was seen last weekend in Las Vegas smooching up a storm with blonde hottie Jaime Pressly, 28. Her rep says it's a load of hooey.

 

thanks for the book anonymous

 

She what ? Bought what seems to be a Chanel bag ? No, she was probably given it at some publicity event

 

it's a joke idiot

 

my post was also a joke, you stupid