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I'm late again with my trashing of another celeb awards show but at least your getting something today. Paris wanted to wear something very simple so she wouldn't stand out in the crowd. Can we say lycra-spandex? When did Marc Anthony start dating Elizabeth Taylor? Burberry's got to be just thrilled about this one. Snakes on a plane Ooo now there's a good couple. MAKE OUT MAKE OUT.
Jessica Simpson is dating the popular music singer John Mayer. Hmmmmm....trying to think about whether I care or not. Hmm......nope I don't. You look like a grandma prostitute in that outfit.
Here is my brief review of last night's outfits at the Emmy's. Candace Bergen- First off, she's still around? The Indian tribe you robbed to make that belt is thrilled. Sandra Oh fucking no. Dana Devon and her Kool-Aid flavored dress. Jean Smart in her not so smart dress made of tissue paper. Tracy Gold- That's not a dress. It's seaweed sewn together with a touch of glitter. Seal and Heidi Klum- Does Seal have a last name? Oh well that's hot!
So the fuck what if the Teen Choice awards were a bizillion days ago. I haven't reviewed them yet so here goes......... Barbie was there...she forgot to bring Ken. He was banging Skipper back at the dreamhouse. Oh hell's no! A fight over Nick Lachey? More like a fight over a tanning bed. You'll have to give me a minute....this dress is making me have a seizure. Which Hogan would you take home?
Britney Spears ate my hard drive. Okay no, I fried my hard drive hence why there hasn't been any posts for a week. I got my computer back so I'll be putting up more posts as soon as I finish scouring the net for anything K-Fed related. On her way to Sunday morning church.