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Scarlett Johansson swears she did not have elevator sex with Benicio Del Toro. The star claims that the elevators at that hotel are too small and that she never considered having sex in one. But she definitely considered having sex with Del Toro. I mean who wouldn't consider it. Oh your looking smart now Scarlett, but still looking kinda pregnant.
Kim Stewart has made an ass of herself again and man....she's getting quite good at it. Stewart is apologizing to Jennifer Aniston for calling her homely. If Jen Aniston is to homely than I am to nice and we all know I'm not nice. Hey Kim, your father is famous, not you, so shut up. What's with the dead animal?
Jessica Simpson was taken to the hospital with severe jaw lock. Okay maybe not but it would make alot of sense, wouldn't it? Open your mouth for the camera's! I think it's stuck . Still can't close that shit. yee... ahhhhh Not as wide as normal. Jessica thinks shes a dog.
Linsday Lohan has said that she smoked pot once but didn't like it. Yeah, I don't like pot compared to coke either. Andre 3000 will smoke some dope with you.
Courtney Love tested positive for use of drugs yesterday. The singer attended the Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson and appeared to be incoherent while onstage. Comedy Central says that most of the footage of Courtney will be cut for the show. Damn, because I really wanted to see Courtney flash her crotch! Courtney is on drugs? No freaking way!
Nicole Richie won't be revealing the details of her upcoming wedding on The Simple Life 4. The star claims that she would never put her marriage plans on T.V. because the show has nothing to do with her real life. Your real life isn't to act like a spoiled brat and insult people? Gosh we are such a better couple than Paris2 A salad again Nicole? Eat a goddamn cheeseburger.
Sorry to ruin everyone's day, but we still can't buy Colin Farrell's sex tape. A California judge extended the ban on the tape which shows Farrell and his ex-girlfriend having sex. Farrell's lawyer is pleased with the result and is happy Farrell's rights will be preserved. What about my rights to watch a naked Colin Farrell? I hope he doesn't have that pony tail in the sex tape.
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So the Skeletwins, Paris2, and the Olsens must have been in hiding today because the paparazzi had to resort to taking pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Da brothers, or at least half of them. Andre 3000 dabbles in growing corn on the side. Who let her in? Or is that a dude? Nice collagen Lindsay. Whose your doctor? Tyrese and Marky Mark-Still Hot
Kate Moss has reunited with her troubled fiance', Pete Doherty. The couple have been spotted kissing and linked arm and arm around town. This happens days after Doherty set his bed on fire in a jealous rage. Right.....because its always a good thing to get back to together with someone who is unstable. Geez...you might as well light up a cigarette for your daughter to smoke while your at it.
I don't normally talk about non-celebrities and I hate to give these wannabes any publicity but "The Runaway Bride" likes her new orange vest. Apparently her community service sentence is to mow lawns. Does she get to pull weeds too? When you get done with that come over and mow my lawn bitch.
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have been getting bit closer. Aniston reportedly spent the night at Vaughn's hotel and snuck out in the early morning hours.God I hope Jen's finally getting some ass, even if its only Vince Vaughn. Vince looks like he's going to shit himself any second. They must have had Mexican for dinner.
Britney Spears is denying any involvement in the paparazzi BB gun incident. The police are planning to investigate the case further since the story has gathered so much media attention. A sheriff's detective has been assigned to the case in order to figure out who fired the shots. This case is going to be a toughie. I didn't shoot no one with no BB gun. I don't know what ya'lls talking about.
It all started with Lindsay Lohan and then everyone else wanted to get in on the action. I ate two things all day! Two things for Kate Hudson. I bet she's hungry. Fat Joe ate two things................sure you did. Teri Hatcher wants to join the club but rather not eat anything at all. Rass Tass ate three things.......who the hell is Rass Tass??? Awe Courtney its not supposed to be six things.
Ashley Simpson's must enjoy keeping the drama alive. The singer has two songs on her latest album that talk about the SNL lip-synching incident. Her papa, Joe Simpson, is trying to promote the album because of these songs. At least Dad's promoting your album with your songs not your boobs, like he does with Jessica. Nice hooker boots
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