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Britney Spears is acknowledging the fact that she put her young son in danger. The pop princess admitted that her actions were not safe and irresponsible. "It's kind of like I made a mistake and so it is what is, I guess," Spears told Access Hollywood."Being put in the situation that I was in, it was kind of bad with the paparazzi. Last week, my mom and me went out and they were on us really bad, so it's just, you do instinctively what you need to do," she said. Hey Brit.....my instincts are telling me to wrap you up in a piece of carpet and toss you down the river. It's what I need to do okay. It is what it is. Hey there cameltoe......march your ass back to the store to get a bigger size.
No babe....................the final shock will be at your daughter's high school graduation when Charlie rolls in with a bunch of eighty-year old strippers because yeah.....eighteen years from now he'll still be fucking strippers...............that is unless ofcourse he hasn't shriveled up into a tiny scab from all that gonorrhea.
Celebs at Grammys- call this one the aged edition. These people were fun to look at.......when I was ten............and yes that was a long time ago. Dude look like a lady.......a really old lady. See there's this stuff. It's called botox. You don't need a prescription or anything. Well he does look better then his son Michael so I'll give him that. Madonna got a runner in her panty hoses and was forced to borrow a pair of her young daughters. Good thing they fit. Man..... Bono is so senile. But God love the bastard for sticking to solid colors.
CoJo is a HellNo in that outfit. Constipation on the red carpet? I think she's looking for takers. I feel like she's going to get on a white horse and fight in a Greco-Roman war in that dress. Ohhhhhhh she's pregnant with a Cheetah.
Why get a simple tattoo like a rose or your initials, when you could get a tattoo of Maddox Jolie Pitt according to City Rag. The Superficial explains why Cisco Adler is a good catch. Conversations about Famous People describes K-Fed as a hip-hop machine. Nicole Richie and Perez Hilton discuss her eating disorder. Man boobs are hot.....sunburnt man boobs are even hotter.
I love returning home after a long days work to read shit like this. TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears will be investigated by the LA County Department of Children and Family Services for driving her SUV with lil' Sean Preston on her lap. So many things to say..so many things to say.....my head is swelling. Keep in mind this is the same bitch who told her husband that it would be white trash to pierce her son's ears at such a young age. But hey....ditching the carseat and letting your kid pop-a-squat on you while you drive is A-okay. In fact..kinda classy. Well classy if you like Cool Ranch Doritos and using gas station bathrooms barefoot. "I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way..." -quote Britney Jean Spears Federline. So the paparazzi was sitting in your car? So your cootch magically turns into a safety device for the baby when the paparazzi is around? What's your bodyguard doing in the seat next to you? Ordering a pizza?
Britney Spears will appear on an episode of Will and Grace this spring. Spears will play a religious conservative TV personality who winds up cohosting a talk show with Jack. Please tell me that this is the last season of Will and Grace because their desperation speaks wonders. Bringing Britney Spears as a guest star on your show pretty much means you've hit rock bottom and by rock bottom I mean the dirtiest trailer in the park. So they finally told her that her ex-husband is banging Shar Jackson.
Ashlee Simpson admits that her antics in a McDonalds last year were uncalled for and quite embarrassing. Simpson deeply regrets climbing on the restaurant's countertop and asking a fan to kiss her feet, however the singer claims the footage capturing the incident was pieced together to make her look bad. I sure you could blame bad editing on most of the low points of your career Ashlee. SNL...bad editing. The Orange Bowl..... totally the cameraman's fault. All of your videos... just all around bad directing. Nothing to do with the fact that your voice sounds like the beating of a deaf goat. Ashley makes an attempt to call someone who cares.
Here are the highlights of yesterday's Super Bowl without the whole football thing. No dear, the real headache is your outfit. It's a good thing Stevie Wonder can't see what they're all wearing. Yeah Aretha...it was totally freezing in that indoor heated stadium.Good thing you brought your gun and were able to kill that raccoon. Fuck Nicole Richie........we should probably start worrying about Mick Jagger's calorie intake.