The People We Love To Hate

2007-05-29T18:47:00.000-07:00

You know she's totally getting ready to grill that child up and eat him.

2007-05-29T18:40:00.000-07:00

I've heard of children starving in Africa before but this is ridiculous

Cok-han

2007-05-29T18:18:00.001-07:00

Yeah Lindsay...your acting puts us to sleep too

2007-02-11T20:41:00.000-07:00

Kissing any taste she had before goodbye in that dress.

2007-02-07T19:56:00.000-07:00

She should really think about adding a little more pink to her wardrobe.

2007-02-01T16:41:00.000-07:00

I always knew she was gassy.

2007-01-31T17:48:00.000-07:00

Not making anyone but themselves wet.

2007-01-25T05:51:00.000-07:00

That must be an old love letter from Britney.

2007-01-21T20:11:00.000-07:00

Let's play "Grab the gum out of Mommy's mouth".

2007-01-14T16:18:00.000-07:00

Ummm Paris, you're going to need to move a little closer to the fire hydrant....................

2007-01-01T15:21:00.000-07:00

Santa Claus has came and gone and still no pants under the tree for Britney this year.

2007-01-01T07:38:00.000-07:00

That bitch could bathe in clorox and she still wouldn't be clean.

2006-12-27T19:48:00.000-07:00

Oh stop people....strippers are allowed to celebrate Christmas too.

2006-12-27T19:46:00.000-07:00

Looks like the Holidays brought some fresh roadkill for Nicollette.

2006-12-27T19:43:00.000-07:00

While your out shopping, please pick up some new hair extensions.

2006-12-20T08:25:00.000-07:00

Well I guess it has been kinda warm this winter........

2006-12-18T19:27:00.000-07:00

Yeahhh.... I figured they would be letting my grandma out of the old folks home for Christmas time.

2006-12-18T17:39:00.000-07:00

Looks like somebody is not bring sexy back.........

2006-12-14T17:43:00.000-07:00

Opps..I got a bad weave again.

2006-12-11T18:50:00.000-07:00

Can Santa bring Britney a pair of pants this year?

2006-12-07T17:23:00.000-07:00

Frosty the Drunk bitch...
was a very haggard soul...
with a big crackpipe like a nasty hoe........
and two eyes cracked out from the blow......

2006-12-06T19:48:00.000-07:00

A has-been loving has-been.

2006-12-06T19:47:00.000-07:00

The Flavor of dumb

Face It

2006-10-04T18:57:00.000-07:00

The People We Love to Hate is going on hiatus. Sorry friends......I will be back but I'm not sure when. Rest assure there are many other fantastic blogs you can read in my absence. While they may not be as funny at least you'll still be informed when Paris Hilton's crotch falls off or if Tara Reid's boobs cause a toxic waste spill.

.....thrilled that I'll be leaving her and her fake hair alone for awhile.

2006-09-25T17:50:00.000-07:00

Not the first or last time you'll catch her shoving a ball in her mouth.

2006-09-19T18:27:00.000-07:00

Stripes make you look fat but it just makes these two look like idiots.

2006-09-18T16:41:00.000-07:00

It looks like Marc Anthony's ghost disease is starting to spread.

2006-09-16T18:09:00.000-07:00

Meanwhile, Sean Preston is in floaties on the other end of the pool being taught how to swim by the pool guy.

2006-09-16T07:41:00.000-07:00

Crack is whack Kate.

2006-09-16T07:07:00.000-07:00

Those two are pastier then the Pillsbury doughboy.

2006-09-11T19:06:00.000-07:00

Did the cops arrest your hairbrush too?

2006-09-11T18:58:00.000-07:00

Just in case you've been living under a rock for the past three years and didn't know this, Lindsay Lohan likes to show off her boobs. And when you pay that much for them, I guess it makes sense.

Paris Hilton is a Drunk

2006-09-07T19:32:00.000-07:00

Her face is about as greasy as the "hamburger" that she's supposedly on her way to get.

The stars may be blind but apparently the cops aren't.

This would be a great shot in her next music video.

2006-09-06T20:53:00.000-07:00

What's up prom gear. Aren't you too old for the debutante ball?

2006-09-06T17:38:00.000-07:00

Screw the alien theory. That baby looks like it drank a liter of Rogaine.

2006-09-06T04:51:00.000-07:00

Oh come on, you know there's no food in there. The sack is probably filled with pregnancy tests, vodka, and tictacs.

2006-09-06T02:49:00.000-07:00

Everyone cannot stop yapping about how Paris Hilton and Brandon "fat heir" Davis were denied entrance to a Bungalow 8 party........ and all this time I thought Paris was crying because some chic was trying to dry hump her up against a dirty wall. Fiddledeedee.

Jessica Bangs a Mayer

2006-09-05T11:05:00.000-07:00

Remind me never to date John Mayer. Apparently he steals all of the sexiness out of you and turns you into an old woman. An old purple woman.

2006-09-05T09:24:00.000-07:00

Who here likes Jessica Simpson's music? If you answered yes to this question then I'm kinda creeped out that Papa Joe Simpson reads this blog. If you answered no, then congratulations...you're an acceptable member of society.

Now take your other hand and wrap it around your neck. Good. Now squeeze real hard..........

The VMA's

2006-09-01T11:00:00.000-07:00

I'm late again with my trashing of another celeb awards show but at least your getting something today.

Paris wanted to wear something very simple so she wouldn't stand out in the crowd.

Can we say lycra-spandex?

When did Marc Anthony start dating Elizabeth Taylor?

Burberry's got to be just thrilled about this one.

Snakes on a plane

Ooo now there's a good couple. MAKE OUT MAKE OUT.

2006-09-01T05:55:00.000-07:00

Oh my gawwdddd! What's this round thing on my car??!!!!

2006-08-31T04:55:00.000-07:00

We might as well break out the plates and have a picnic on her.

Lock

2006-08-30T22:20:00.000-07:00

The baby outfit that somebody should have given your mother when she had you.

2006-08-30T17:59:00.000-07:00

You lost your voice? Bitch I don't think you ever had a voice.

Jessica Simpson is Dating a Mayer

2006-08-30T00:15:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson is dating the popular music singer John Mayer. Hmmmmm....trying to think about whether I care or not. Hmm......nope I don't.

You look like a grandma prostitute in that outfit.

2006-08-29T16:23:00.000-07:00

Thank goodness Lohan remembered to wear her snow boots since that huge blizzard is about to hit L.A.

2006-08-29T00:37:00.000-07:00

Is this what rappers are wearing these days??? He looks like an after dinner mint.

The Crappy Emmy's

2006-08-28T05:21:00.000-07:00

Here is my brief review of last night's outfits at the Emmy's.

Candace Bergen- First off, she's still around? The Indian tribe you robbed to make that belt is thrilled.

Sandra Oh fucking no.

Dana Devon and her Kool-Aid flavored dress.

Jean Smart in her not so smart dress made of tissue paper.

Tracy Gold- That's not a dress. It's seaweed sewn together with a touch of glitter.

Seal and Heidi Klum- Does Seal have a last name? Oh well that's hot!

Day Late, Dollar Short

2006-08-28T00:39:00.000-07:00

So the fuck what if the Teen Choice awards were a bizillion days ago. I haven't reviewed them yet so here goes.........

Barbie was there...she forgot to bring Ken. He was banging Skipper back at the dreamhouse.

Oh hell's no! A fight over Nick Lachey? More like a fight over a tanning bed.

You'll have to give me a minute....this dress is making me have a seizure.

Which Hogan would you take home?

2006-08-28T00:00:00.001-07:00

No that outfit does not make your nose look smaller.

2006-08-28T00:00:00.000-07:00

Funny...I don't see his leash? Maybe she's got him on one of those invisible fence thingies.

2006-08-27T06:15:00.000-07:00

Your stylist called........she wants you to come back to 1974.

2006-08-27T00:16:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears ate my hard drive. Okay no, I fried my hard drive hence why there hasn't been any posts for a week. I got my computer back so I'll be putting up more posts as soon as I finish scouring the net for anything K-Fed related.

On her way to Sunday morning church.

2006-08-26T20:40:00.000-07:00

Damn girl..you look like you're going to a funeral. Try wearing something a bit more colorful, okay?

2006-08-26T15:35:00.000-07:00

Big Bird gets implants.

2006-08-26T15:31:00.000-07:00

A drunk pregnant Dr.Suess

Country Grammer

2006-08-18T17:51:00.000-07:00

I can't figure out if she's trying to be patriotic or copy what the grandma's are wearing in South Florida.

2006-08-16T19:34:00.000-07:00

What is she doing here?.. robbing cars? Next time put the pantyhose over your entire head.

2006-08-16T18:39:00.000-07:00

A tisket a tasket this dress looks like a fucking basket.

2006-08-16T17:56:00.000-07:00

Damn I gotta get me in some shape. Not only is looking like a skeleton totally in but looking like a toned skeleton is super hot. The tan makes her look like a body builder but without the whole muscle part.

2006-08-15T05:37:00.000-07:00

In case you weren't sure what Lindsay Lohan's boobs looked like, below is a pretty clear shot. I'm guessing she threw on this getup after a long afternoon of screwing countless dudes. Well whatever...it's your free boob shot of the day and you didn't even have to download any porn. Not only is this site convenient but it's damn easy.

Squishy and soft or hard as a rock?

2006-08-14T17:34:00.000-07:00

These two have sucked more cock than an Asian massage parlor.

2006-08-14T17:29:00.000-07:00

Good thing that kid wears a diaper since his mom probably just made him crap his pants.

2006-08-14T17:20:00.000-07:00

Who the heck is walking those two dogs?

2006-08-10T06:08:00.000-07:00

I normally don't get too excited when Lindsay Lohan makes bold statements but this shit sort of caught my attention. Lohan is eager to travel to Iraq with Hilary Clinton to put on a show for the troops. The trip has yet to happen because Clinton thinks it would far to dangerous for Lohan. Lohan however is very confident she can handle an Iraq trip on her own.
"I'm not afraid of going," she says. "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons."
Yeah that whole gun thing......not going really help you when you come across a roadside bomb. Forget the troops.........just send Lohan over to take care of the war. She can just screw every Iraqi and the war will be over in about five minutes.

Looks like somebody skinned Oscar to make that sweet Sesame Street coat.

Britney is Pink

2006-08-09T17:28:00.000-07:00

Another day, another batch of barf Britney Spears pictures. I normally ride Britney harder then a porn star but today I'm going to suck it up and be nice. These are actually the best shots that I've seen of her in the past month. But then again that doesn't include the picture of her chugging a beer while rollerblading holding little Sean P. Okay okay shut the fuck up already I'm kidding!

Pink is the new hog.

2006-08-08T20:31:00.000-07:00

Well......... at least she used Nair.

2006-08-08T20:30:00.000-07:00

Well it looks like somebody needs to get her SexyBack.

2006-08-07T05:03:00.000-07:00

Sorry I have not posted in awhile...........I'm still trying to recover after seeing these pictures. If you gave her a white high collared jacket she could be an Elvis impersonator. I get that she's pregnant and all but there is no reason she can't get her ass to A Pea in the Pod and buy some maternity clothes. Does pregnancy make you colorblind or just fucking crazy?

I don't get it.....where's her cigarette?

2006-08-03T00:16:00.000-07:00

E.T. phone home

2006-08-02T17:57:00.000-07:00

How nice of you to wear that see thru dress out to dinner. What's the special occasion? Your Dad's birthday?

2006-08-02T17:23:00.000-07:00

Damn...gotta watch out for those Margarita bottles. Me so horny.
and in case you don't know who the fuck Bai Ling is- she's the Asian version of Paris Hilton.

2006-08-02T05:03:00.000-07:00

Let's wear our matching polo's so we don't get separated when we go to the amusement park.

2006-08-02T04:23:00.000-07:00

Holy plastic! Ashlee looks somewhat normal.

2006-08-01T17:19:00.000-07:00

Tori checks to make sure that her boobs are still rock hard.

2006-08-01T05:32:00.000-07:00

JT couldn't look less thrilled then if he ate a bucket of turds.

Lohan's Mom is Pissed

2006-07-31T15:02:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan's mom is defending her daughter after allegations of hard partying behavior. Dina Lohan, stated "there is only so much a child can take" in response to a studio executive's charge that Lohan was "irresponsible and unprofessional" when she didn't show up for work on her movie Georgia Rule. Somebody better clue Dina in that her daughter is far from being a child but then again this isn't the only thing that Mrs. Lohan has a warped mentality about. If your daughter is a child then buy her a Barbie and tell her to go play. Wahh Wahh Wahh.

Welll what do you know......Lindsay went to a PARTY this weekend.

2006-07-31T06:40:00.000-07:00

I've got to get out and start going to more clubs. I'd better wait until I get pregnant though. I hear it's more fun.

Call me fucking crazy but if you took away the chain and dumb hat, you'd have an alright outfit.

2006-07-31T00:52:00.000-07:00

This is what you get when you throw Big Bird in a tanning bed with a bucket of crack.

Pamela Anderson is a Rock

2006-07-31T00:03:00.000-07:00

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married over the weekend in St. Tropez. The duo plans to wed a couple more times next month in both Detroit and Malibu. You've got to wonder how poor Tommie Lee is doing after he got the news. Oh wait...that's right...he's too busy undressing Brooke Burke with his eyes and playing paddycake with Dave Navaro on Rockstar: Supernova. What the hell was I thinking?

Well........ at least their wedding gear was affordable.

Nicky Hilton is Gross

2006-07-31T00:00:00.000-07:00

Nicky Hilton must want cancer really bad. How very Tara Reid of her..............

2006-07-28T15:34:00.000-07:00

I'm not really sure what's going on in this picture but Kate Bosworth appears to be having some type of problem with her chest. The strange concave look of it leads me to believe that it's just not normal. She should probably go see a doctor about it but I pretty sure that the cure lies somewhere in between the answer of eating a bucket of fried chicken and a pound of chocolate.

Lohan is a Drunk

2006-07-28T12:44:00.000-07:00

If you thought that Lindsay Lohan was a hard partying drunk, now you have proof. James G. Robinson, the CEO of Morgan Productions, has sent Lohan a stern warning regarding her unprofessional behavior on the set of her new movie Georgia Rule. People magazine confirms this with a copy of the letter that was sent to Lindsay by Robinson.
At this point there should be some type of drinking game where you have to do a shot for every time Lohan gets admitted to a hospital or gets scolded for partying. Everyone's heads would be in a toilet after about 20 minutes.

Here's a picture from a few days ago of Lohan's bruised ass. She's so modest.

2006-07-28T11:40:00.000-07:00

This picture would be way cooler if Justin turned around and started choking her.

2006-07-28T06:22:00.000-07:00

Oh the times, they are a changing aren't they Tori girl?

2006-07-27T15:33:00.000-07:00

I guess he just wants to make sure it will fit.

2006-07-26T20:41:00.000-07:00

Opps....we made a lollipop out of Shawn Preston's poop again.

2006-07-26T18:58:00.000-07:00

When did Courtney Cox start looking like my high school English teacher?

Lindsay Lohan Can't Stand the Heat

2006-07-26T17:48:00.000-07:00

I get that I'm kinda late posting this tidbit but it's been that kind of week. Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized today for heat exhaustion and dehydration. I hope this bitch has a punch card for a free visit at the hospital since she seems to be a regular. It's amazing how people with terminal cancer seem to spend less time in a hospital then Lohan.

C'mon people...all you can do is stare at her? Somebody at least throw a banana at her.

Lance Bass Likes Male Ass

2006-07-26T15:38:00.000-07:00

No shit Sherlock. This cover may have been entertaining like 5 years ago. Poor Topanga!

2006-07-25T17:41:00.000-07:00

Somebody probably just asked her how many dudes she's blown since Nick.

2006-07-25T16:49:00.000-07:00

When Coppertone ads go terribly wrong.................

2006-07-25T06:42:00.000-07:00

Mmm yum..gimmie some of that...I know you all want him too.
I think I'm going to barf.

Lohan Still Fucking the Morton Steak Guy

2006-07-24T18:53:00.000-07:00

This is kind of a normal picture so I really don't have much to say except that her damn boyfriend needs to get in the kitchen and make my ass a steak.

2006-07-24T18:37:00.000-07:00

Gee....do you think Cindy Lauper has gay pride?

2006-07-24T05:59:00.000-07:00

Mimi was happy to learn that her Mom had never thrown away Mimi's favorite denim cutoffs from 8th grade.

2006-07-21T14:13:00.000-07:00

The Bastardly thinks Nicole Richie likes pussy
Cityrag thinks Angelina had a nose job
Egotastic tells us why Mischa Barton likes showing us her crotch
OMG Blog shows us a very flexible Brooke Hogan
I don't like you in that way tells us why someone is paying to date Jessica Biel

I hope you don't get a rash from that English trash.

2006-07-21T12:00:00.003-07:00

I didn't know zebra's could get cellulite.

2006-07-21T10:21:00.000-07:00

Bai-Ling got a little carried away at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean.

Ashlee Sells her House

2006-07-21T10:14:00.000-07:00

Those boots were made for walking off a cliff.